"Protection"!

Kay, so one of my buds started talking about 300 again.

E--- (1:01 AM):

it's a guy movie
yay!

Me (1:01 AM):

haha, aye

E--- (1:01 AM):

We all want to be warriors
in some way :P

Me (1:01 AM):

Really? Explain!

E--- (1:02 AM):

lol
are you serious

Me (1:02 AM):

Well, in what way do guys want to be "warriors"?

E--- (1:03 AM):

we have a natural drive to become physically fit and protect our women :P
thats as basic as I can make it

Me (1:03 AM):

;P Are you saying I'm incapable of understanding something that isn't basic?

E--- (1:03 AM):

no
im saying im lazy

Me (1:03 AM):

:P Just foolin'
Why do guys want to "protect" women?
From what do we need protection?

E--- (1:04 AM):

in this day, nothing
we feel that protecting you is a way of showing we love :P

E--- (1:05 AM):

it's a natural thing, or even just doing silly stuff like opening the pickle jar haha

Me (1:05 AM):

Hmmm, okay

E--- (1:06 AM):

im not in a relationship right now so I don't really want to protect anyone
from the invisible monsters
I don't know how to explain it :\
a natural urge to take charge ?
I don't know about women but men like to work out because they get a feeling of invincibility
as well as extreme satisfaction
:P

I wonder, what do women "need" to be protected from?

Seriously, the first thing that came to my market-researcher-mind was "Protect against leaks and odours!"

I want to make a movie called "The Cycle of Bloodshed" and have it totally be about menstruation. Seriously. Here's a teaser:


You can also view it here.

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--Charissa